textshop

pitch decks by text. usually done in an hour.

you text what you need. a price comes back in ninety seconds. the deck lands in the same thread, checked by a real human before it's sent. you pay after you've seen it.

free quote · no account · 31 decks delivered so far

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a real job, start to finish — quote, counter, build, human check, delivery, payment

  • 31 decks delivered
  • median 34 min start to finish
  • checked by a human before it ships
  • you pay after you see it

how it works

three texts and you have a deck.

there is no dashboard to learn and no call to book. the whole business happens in one thread.

  1. 01takes 20 seconds

    text it what you need

    “seed deck, fintech, 12 slides, friday.” that's a complete brief. it asks for whatever it still needs.

  2. 02usually under 90 seconds

    a price comes back

    a quote card lands in your thread with scope, delivery time and price. accept it, or counter — it will negotiate.

  3. 03median 34 min

    the deck shows up

    built, reviewed by a real human expert, delivered as a pdf in the same thread. you pay after it lands.

what actually lands in your thread

  • your story, your numbers — not a template with your logo dropped in
  • a human expert reviews every deck before it's sent
  • pdf plus an editable file you own outright
  • one revision round included, in the same thread
  • no account, no login, no onboarding call
  • nothing to install — it's just Messages

the only guarantee that matters

you pay after you've seen it.

the deck is delivered before the checkout card is. if it's wrong, say so in the thread — you get a revision, or you walk and pay nothing. there is no invoice to argue with and nobody to escalate to.

get a free quote
wait, so nobody there reads my messages?
nobody. the agent qualifies you, prices the job, hires the human reviewer and collects. we find out you were a customer when the money lands.

pricing

it quotes you itself.

there is no rate card — the price comes out of a memory of every job it has closed. these are what people actually pay.

one-pager

a single page that explains the company.

best for cold intros

$25

typical · quoted per job

text to order

includes

  • 1 page, pdf
  • your metrics, your voice
  • same-day, usually same-hour
most ordered

seed deck

the deck you send before the first meeting.

best for raising now

$95

typical · quoted per job

text to order

includes

  • 10–14 slides
  • story, market, traction, ask
  • human expert review
  • 1 revision round

full raise

everything, plus the stuff they ask for after.

best for a live process

$295

typical · quoted per job

text to order

includes

  • 18–22 slides + appendix
  • financial model summary
  • priority human review
  • 2 revision rounds
it really will say no
negotiate.sh

< think it's too much? >

counter in the thread. it holds a floor at 2× delivery cost and will decline below it — but between the floor and the quote, it deals. students and first-time founders: say so, it factors that in.

make it an offer

prices shown are what recent jobs settled at. your quote is generated for your job and shown before you commit to anything.

real work

see exactly what you get.

three decks it built, at three prices. click through every slide before you spend anything.

ledger_deck.pdf — slide 1 of 5

seed round · confidential

Ledger

instant settlement for freight brokers

seed deck · $95 · first text to delivered pdf in 31 min · instant settlement for freight brokers

get one like this

quote back in ninety seconds · you pay after you've seen it

textshop — job #4471 — live
  1. 09:41:02inbound · +1 415 ••• 0182 · “need a seed deck by friday”
  2. 09:41:04qualify → fintech · seed · 12 slides · friday 18:00
  3. 09:41:22pricing memory · 41 closed jobs · acceptance 71%
  4. 09:41:23quote sent · $95
  5. 09:43:10counter received · $60
  6. 09:43:11declined · below 2× delivery cost
  7. 09:43:12repriced · $88 · final
  8. 09:44:58accepted · sandbox vm resumed
  9. 10:02:31terac expert hired · −$28 against margin
  10. 10:14:07delivered · seed_deck_v3.pdf · 12 slides
  11. 10:15:44apple pay settled · +$88 · stripe
  12. 10:15:45learn → acceptance 72% · next quote +15%
  13. 10:15:46idle · waiting for next inbound

one job, unedited. this is the whole back office.

faq

what people ask before they text.

how fast is it, really?

median is 34 min from your first text to the pdf landing in the thread. a one-pager is usually quicker; a full raise deck with a financial summary takes longer. the quote card tells you the delivery time before you accept, and it holds to it.

is this just ai slop with my logo on it?

a real human expert is hired to review the deck before it's sent to you — the agent pays them out of its own budget on every job that warrants it. and you see the deck before you pay for it, so the check that matters is yours.

what do i actually have to send?

one text describing what you need. if it needs numbers, traction or a data room, it asks. most people are done providing input in about two minutes.

what if i don't like the deck?

say so in the thread. you get a revision round included. if it's still not right, you don't pay — the checkout card comes after delivery, not before.

how do i pay?

apple pay, inside the thread. a checkout card appears after the deck does, you tap it, it settles to stripe. no invoice, no portal, no card form.

is my stuff confidential?

your thread is used to build your deck and to price future work. it isn't published, resold, or used as a public example. if you want the thread deleted after delivery, ask for it in the thread.

can it do decks that aren't fundraising?

sales decks, board updates and internal strategy decks all work. it will tell you if your ask is outside what it can do well rather than take the job and disappoint you.

who am i actually texting?

an agent. it qualifies the job, sets its own price, hires the human reviewer and collects payment. nobody on our side reads your thread or touches the transaction.

the entire signup flow

open messages.
say what you need.

quote back in ninety seconds · median 34 min to delivery · you pay after you see it